Sideways Day

I'm Not Talking Out of the Side of My Mouth, But I Could

Today is sort of a sideways complement to yesterday's celebration which was Backwards Day. Sideways Day obviously gives you a chance to do as much as possible in a sideways fashion.

You can give everything and everyone a sideways glance. Just don't be surprised if everyone starts shrinking away from you.

You can talk out of the side of your mouth. That might bring others back in closer so they can hear you.

Walking sideways is an option. Plan ahead because it will take you longer than usual to get from Point A to Point B.

Start reading Sideways Stories from Wayside School or any other book with the word sideways in the title.

Turn objects sideways relative to their normal orientation, especially those where it makes a difference after they're rotated. Just remember to put them back into place tomorrow.

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