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Americans love acronyms like Germans love David Hasselhoff.
Celebrate CANADA by coming up with a new acronym for something. The more inane the subject, the better.
Bonus points, if your acronym actually spells something pronounceable. Double bonus points if it's already a real word, like CANADA.
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