Zeno Would Be Proud
On Go Half Way Day you'll do so more often than you probably think.
Think about it. Anytime you finish something, you first did it half way, right?
Maybe you didn't even realize you were half done, but at some point (actually, the halfway point) you were there.
If you really want to celebrate this day with gusto, when you get to the halfway point of anything and everything today, just stop.
Finish it tomorrow. Finish it next week. Never finish it at all.
If you can stop halfway without significant consequences, do you ever really need to complete it? Was it worth starting in the first place?
You can even take this up a notch.
Yo ca st half a ea poi alo th wa. Yo fin res mig no b recogn a anyt sens tho.
Ta i u ev on mo not.
St half thro