It's Too Darn Hot
Okay, so today might not actually turn out to be Hottest Day of the Year Day, but there's a fair chance that it will be over time.
Maybe this should be Hottest Day of the Year Awareness Day.
What to do about it?
Cool off, of course.
How to cool off?
That's of course where your options kick in.
Take a dip in a pool, if that's your kind of thing. Run through a sprinkler (not necessarily your own), if that trips your trigger. Sit in a standup freezer (without getting locked in), if that floats your boat.
Those choices take care of your outside. To chill your inside, have a cool one. What to imbibe as that cool one I leave to your imagination.
Have one for me too. That's cool.