Also, Hold a Moonbeam in Your Hand Today
Solve a Problem Like Maria Day is an obvious nod to The Sound of Music.
Or is it?
Who's to say that, when they invented this day, they were thinking of that musical? Couldn't they have been pondering Maria Sharapova or the wind?
Normally, you'd think that Maria herself is the problem, but you can read this another way. You might have a problem and try to solve it like Maria would.
If that's the case, you might soon have a dress or lederhosen made of old curtains.
If that's the case, you might soon find yourself married to a baron.
If that's the case, you might soon find yourself falling out of a boat. Hm.
What if you don't personally know anyone named Maria and you don't have any problems?
Go out and find one or the other, whichever is easiest.