This Is Not an Elvis Sighting
On Blue Suede Shoes Day, the main thing to do is to wear yours.
What's that? You don't own a pair of blue suede shoes? You only have red? Or green? Or some other color?
Close enough. Put 'em on.
For those who don't own a pair of suede shoes in any color, you can keep an eye out for others who are wearing them today.
When you spot a pair, point at them and laugh aloud hysterically.
Conversely, you can stop every person you meet and ask them why they're not wearing blue suede shoes on Blue Suede Shoes Day.
When they give you a strange look (and they will), give them a look of total shock, hand them $40, and tell them to go get a pair immediately.
As you walk away, poorer but happier, snicker to yourself for having got the better of them. Next year, when they wear the shoes, you'll get to do the point-and-laugh thing.