Sorry, Bald People
On Learn a New Skill Involving Your Hair Day, you can subtract hair, add hair, or equalize hair.
Multiplying and diving hair is okay too.
Have you ever attempted dreadlocks? If not, today is the day.
Ever cut your own hair? Today is the day.
Grab some hair extensions and clip 'em on.
If your hair is long enough, tie it in various Boy Scout knots.
Never washed your hair? Yesterday would have been better, but today consider it mandatory. Please.
Never combed your hair? First, remove the robin's or crow's or eagle's nest and then apply a comb liberally.
For our bald-headed friends, you can practice on someone with more hair. Have fun.