Mmm, Pickle Relish
I relish pickle relish.
There, I said it.
Sweet pickle relish goes on your hamburgers and hot dogs. I don't know if there's such a thing as dill pickle relish, but there shouldn't be.
Is there such a thing as cucumber relish? I kinda hope not.
What is the difference between a pickle and a cucumber anyway? I'm sure I've looked it up before, but I can never remember. It apparently isn't worth remembering any distinction.
On Pickle Relish Day, you can buy pickle relish, apply pickle relish, eat pickle relish, or give pickle relish as a gift.
Do not give used pickle relish as a gift.
Also, do not repurpose the pickle in your Christmas tree.
Merry Christmas.