I Dare You to Call It the Super Bowl
Later today, in 2016, the Super Bowl will be played between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos. That makes this the day of the "big game", as those who can't get a license to call it the Super Bowl usually call it.
I doubt anyone will care whether I call it the Super Bowl or not, especially since I'm not in this for the money.
To celebrate Don't Turn Your TV On until the Big Game Day this year, simply leave your television off until later today. Since this event won't always fall on February 7, you have a couple of options in the future.
You could leave the set off for a different game you want to designate as the "big game" on February 7 - if there is one. Or you could leave the set off, starting on February 7, and leave it off until the actual day of the Super Bowl - if it happens later than that date.
So what do you do if there's no game on February 7 and the Super Bowl is scheduled before then?
[crickets]
Da Unyun is open to suggestions for this case.