3 of the Best Ways to Combine Bacon and Cheese
To celebrate Bacon and Cheese Day on March 31, you should implement one of the following three methods. These are the most highly recommended but not the only ways to celebrate. If you devise others that aren't on the master list, why not let Da Unyun know about them?
Method #1 is probably the simplest. Just take two strips of bacon, wrap them around a slice or two of cheese, and bite.
Too simple? Then try one of these others.
Method #2 is the same as Method #1 but you have to do it in the middle of a busy intersection. This isn't as dangerous as it sounds. Most drivers will slow down some just because you're there. Once they realize what you're doing, they'll almost come to a stop. Some will even ask you for their own bacon and cheese, so if you decide to try this method, you better bring extra supplies.
Some people consider Method #3 the funnest. It takes a lot of bacon and cheese, and you'll need a bottle of syrup, so you may have to go shopping first. Most people prefer an assistant with this one too.
You have to get yourself covered in syrup first. That's where the assistant comes in. Then you stick bacon strips and hunks of cheese onto the syrup.
No mention is made of the type of clothing, if any, that is involved. Neither is there any reference to the eating of the bacon and cheese. It may just be the act of getting thusly dressed that is the entire celebration - though is does seem like a waste of good bacon and cheese.