Save a Pocket, Save the...
[This article was supposed to be written yesterday. I have a very good reason for not doing so. I forgot.]
May 6 is Wear a Pocket Protector Day. Unless you normally wear one, this celebration might cost you a few cents at your local Goodwill.
Add a few cents more if you don't own anything to put into the protector. After all, you want it to look kosher, right?
Wearing a pocket protector has a nerdy look to it. We know that.
So for a day, you get to look a little more nerdy than usual.
Take comfort in the fact that the day after you wear one, you'll look cooler than you did the previous day.
Maybe it will help if you don't wear a white pocket protector. Just a thought.